OK, here's the deal.

I need some tattoo work done - not just *any* work, but something so nostalgic and interesting that it'll be an automatic showcase for whomever does it.

The tattoo project is titled "A Tribute to Classic Gaming". It features popular/eclectic characters and objects from many video games, both recent and classic, in sleeve format. I hope to have a total of two sleeves done, but however much of the work is offered, I'll gladly take.
This would be a fantastic project for either a) a well known tattoo artist that wants to show off what they can do, through one of the best designs to be worn in the Vancouver area :) As well, this could be done by anyone new to tattooing, who considers themself to have the required skills - a showcase of their talents.

I also need a vehicle. As long as it runs. I must be able to pick it up, and drive it. I recently purchased a car that died after 4 days. I do not want this to happen again.

I WILL TRADE computer services of ALL kinds. Admin work? Hardware/software maintenence/installation? Hosting? Design? You name it, I can do it. I have a degree in the field and am not afraid to use it ;)

Here is the deal. If you can make either of my requests happen, I will trade any type of computer service. If you need a "computer guy", I will make unlimited housecalls, for a 2 year period. Free. This applies for any other service. I will come to the location and do whatever you need done, for 48 months